Whoa!

You know what I don't get? Why when I'm thinking to myself -ok don't spill this cup full of coffee, and my body responds by hurling the coffee across the room. Yeah subtle brain, real subtle.  

You know what else I love... When you respond fast enough to theoretically catch the cup you just tossed only to bitch slap it instead of actually catching it, which results in coffee not just on the floor but the ceiling too.  

Wtf.